This brings me great joy.
This week, I stumbled upon a clip that brought me great joy...
Which you can also experience by clicking right here.
If you look closely, you will see many foes being vanquished.
I pick up quantities of Legos in the triple digits every day... with my toes.
I hoist many piles of laundry. They should not injure my spine.
They injure my spine.
During these times of mundanity, it is important that we allow our inner warrior to break free!
Peek-a-boo slip your way through the kitchen, and throw hooks at those who would deprive you of Gatorade.
Occasionally, german suplex your laundry onto the cold, musty concrete in your basement.
You will probably die, but dead people don't do laundry.
The guy in this video is showing us how we can incorporate a little passion into our lives... and dare I say, how we can get some reps.
I saw his strategy develop as he surveyed his imaginary foes at the 4 second mark.
I audibly gasped when he flung his well-policed pile of dust into their eyes!
And as this man exploded into his final form, helicoptering bristles of destruction across the 27 second mark, I realized that one must not sweep the dust. There is no dust. When one sweeps, he must only sweep himself.
What?
Who cares.
But try to win the little fights, as you're winning the little fights.
Have a fantastic weekend.
-Trav
P.S. Having now ironed out the appropriate amount of outrage to express, I am finalizing my new video.
Coming soon.