Your Spectacular Knockouts Of The Month!
Ah yes, it's time for your Knockouts Of The Month... which don't actually happen monthly, and mostly just make people upset.
You may not learn anything useful in this email, but we can sit back and derive joy from the misfortune and suffering of others, a process also known as "Schadenfreude".
Perhaps you learned something after all... depending on your familiarity with the German language.
But hey... did you know that you could get knocked out like this?
Well, don't fight Mariano Rivera with an old school Nokia in a poorly lit alley.
I suppose this goes to show you that almost anything can be used to help finish a fight.
Next... if you're trying to intimidate someone before a fight, don't do half the hard work for him.
That's just silly. Or at least head butt his car. That woman looked very confused in her rear view mirror.
And finally... while I feel dirty for sharing this one:
If you're going to sucker punch someone, you should probably be sober enough to stand.
While I don't intellectually align with any of the shenanigans in that last video, I did find myself watching it at least 13 times... thus making it the Fight Smart backhand of the year.
If you didn't enjoy this email, save your condemnation until after next week.
I usually redeem myself.
Enjoy the day.
-Trav